Having read Stuff White People Like for a while I felt it necessary to point out that a small subset of white people like things a bit different. And by subset I mean tiny fraction of albinos. No, I don't have pink eyes, shut the fuck up.
- Dark. Seriously, what is it with the rest of you and the sun? The sunlight, it burns us, precious.
- Anime. All anime characters look as weird as we do. Pink hair? Ha! White looks normal now, fuckers.
- Night. Kind of goes along with the whole love of darkness. Also drawn shades, sunglasses, etc. Seriously, light just sucks.
- Large fonts.
- When people don't ask if I have pink eyes. I really don't have pink eyes. Shut up.
- Along with #5: when people are smart enough to realize that ALL my hair is really white, yes, even the stuff covered by my clothes. I don't have a magic motherfucking body hair system that changes colors based on whether or not it's clothed. Seriously, fuck you for asking.
Will come up with more later.
I <3 you, my albino friend.
Posted by: cinnarose | March 04, 2008 at 12:12 PM
so, like, you're impervious to catching pinkeye?
even when steeped in raw chicken and burning foam?
that's some cool shit.
Posted by: eh | March 04, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Since I've never had pink eye I am comfortable with declaring myself impervious to it, yes.
Posted by: wd | March 04, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Why is the enemy cat?I like cats, because they are very docile. But even the dogs don't like mice, as far as I know, the dog will go after them, and seize it.
Posted by: AJF 4 | June 19, 2010 at 12:41 AM
People also tend to mix truth and error to teach people, and insist it is wrong.
Posted by: air yeezy | November 11, 2010 at 06:45 PM