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What *really* white people like

Having read Stuff White People Like for a while I felt it necessary to point out that a small subset of white people like things a bit different.  And by subset I mean tiny fraction of albinos.  No, I don't have pink eyes, shut the fuck up.

1. Dark. Seriously, what is it with the rest of you and the sun?  The sunlight, it burns us, precious.
2. Anime.  All anime characters look as weird as we do.  Pink hair?  Ha!  White looks normal now, fuckers.
3. Night.  Kind of goes along with the whole love of darkness. Also drawn shades, sunglasses, etc. Seriously, light just sucks.
4. Large fonts.
5. When people don't ask if I have pink eyes.  I really don't have pink eyes.  Shut up.
6. Along with #5: when people are smart enough to realize that ALL my hair is really white, yes, even the stuff covered by my clothes.  I don't have a magic motherfucking body hair system that changes colors based on whether or not it's clothed.  Seriously, fuck you for asking.

Will come up with more later.

Fanaticism is fun!

 

While reading this story at ArsTechnica I meandered down to the comments section and had a good chuckle.  Specifically at this:

this is at best a lame attempt to get apple to reveal their product road map for safari, at worst it's anti-apple propaganda.

Seriously.  It must be nice to be so entrenched in the Defense Force of your choice that a simple note from an e-commerce site that your vendor's browser lacks a feature available in every other  major browser (and some not so major).  So sorry for your persecution though.